The funniest place you ever...

[Jaykob]

Ok, I think it's about time for a new mind stimulating, testosterone/estrogen pumping, down-right hilarioustopic. So, my question to all of you, and I'm hoping this isa semi-appropriate, where is the funniest place you "did it." Ya know, GET IT ON! I don't think this topic was ever posted...I'm hoping not. Just thought I'd liven things up a bit!


PEACE!

[kelli420]

drivin down the garden state parkway (MAJOR route to beach from pa to nj) at 70 mph....yes i said drivin...a s10 he was the gas and brake and i was the eyes..lol funny stuff

[ragmop]

What astart to a greattopic! Right on kelli! At 70 mph I guess you could say you two were"ballin' ass". smileys/smiley2.gif

[greengirlie]

hmm i dont have anything too creative- just every church parking lot in my town.... which supposedly my town has the most church's in like a 20 mile radius or some bullshit like that. i know it's wrong.... I feel guilty now.... but i was young. (well still am)


im gonna burn in hell one day smileys/smiley15.gif

[kelli420]

thats soo f'n funny greenie--i have at every church too. cool

[Mr. Cleanface]

im gonna burn in hell one day http://209.41.161.96/forum/smileys/smiley15.gif








You fecking crack me up!!! Sex in church parking lots may lead to hell, so maybe you should lay off that.


Kelli420; I agree, I have done that before, few times, same way, it is really HOT!!! Definitely one of the craziest/funnest. Craziest would definitely be when I was in High School in a small bathroom in the art wing. Always fecking scared me because we thought we would get caught, but never did.Did it about 6,7 times there. Or Coventry VT in the lawn, under a blanket, surrounded by 50,000 people. I think my azz was in the air!!!


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[B-Love]

This thread is hilarious. This is gross but it worked. smileys/smiley4.gif. Porta potty. At a festival. Met this chick, we hit it off, next thing you know she was dragging me in the porta potty. Holding my nose the whole time. It was pretty funny. I was 15 she was 20. Ahhh the golden years!

[kelli420]

Mr. Cleanface- thats hott!!! i was def. too scared back when i was in high school---props to you.....what about at the workplace??? one time i gave my bf a ride to work...i snuck in and well we'll just say the drawers to his toolbox were sturdy enough for me to sit on .....


hhhmmmm i think that we've all done somthin or other that would ut us in the going to hell category

[greengirlie]

This thread is hilarious. This is gross but it worked. smileys/smiley4.gif. Porta potty. At a festival. Met this chick, we hit it off, next thing you know she was dragging me in the porta potty. Holding my nose the whole time. It was pretty funny. I was 15 she was 20. Ahhh the golden years!


I liked this one smileys/smiley17.gifdirrttttyyy!!


and dude...employee bathroom. smileys/smiley2.gif

[BoPicasso]

When I was 17 at the 4th of July fair in the parking lot, in the back seat of my 70 Chevelle, with the windows down, when it was still daylight, with my friend drinkin a beer leanin up against the back bumper.. lol
People were walkin by looking.. But we were drunk, and when my gal at the time was drinkin, it didnt matter who was watchin or where we were at...

Also at a lookout tower in a park out in the country, and while we were gettin busy we saw a park ranger watchin with binoculars.. We didnt stop... It just got more heated!Edited by: BoPicasso

[ragmop]

Greengirlie, I took the exact oppositeroute. For awhile there me and my then ladyseemed to doa cemetery tour.It wasn't planned, we just happened to turn in to one on the way to a court appearance. We discovered there was no more quiet or peaceful a place. No traffic, no peoples (that werestill breathing anyway). After that we were started seeking them out. Great times.

[greengirlie]

Greengirlie, I took the exact oppositeroute. For awhile there me and my then ladyseemed to doa cemetery tour.It wasn't planned, we just happened to turn in to one on the way to a court appearance. We discovered there was no more quiet or peaceful a place. No traffic, no peoples (that werestill breathing anyway). After that we were started seeking them out. Great times.





Interesting.... smileys/smiley17.gifnever thought of that one before.... and to all the church-parking lot do-er's... yeah ever eben caught? it sucks.... but what was i thinking... a sunday morning...!?!? wow i really was dumb.

[ragmop]

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Believe me, the thought caught my mind in the midst of passion "what if a funeral processioncomes through?" Thankfully one never did.

[Monica*]

so no cemetaries and no churches for me. did go througha faze when me and my boy thought it was our job to cristin (sp) every one of our friends bathrooms. they werent too happy when they figured it out. uummmm.... all the work places were fun but beach, too sandy, tanning salon, too hot and the pool,


did i mention that i miss working at the pool. there was a hidden room upstairs with mirrors on all the walls and foam matts piled 6ft high. oh the hump room. those were the dayz.

[Jaykob]

This is great I love it!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[kelli420]

what can i say i love it too!! sex is great so i guess its great to tlk about! we're all perverts

[Fox1]

I managed a public pool in highschool and college. It was a great job. Anyway, one night after a midnight swim (we open the pool to the public once a month from 10:00 pm to midnight) one of my guards asked if I wanted to go for a swim. Needless to say we both ended up naked and started messing around. We went up to the top of the water slide and got it on. Right when we were about to climax I gave us a shove and down the slide we went.





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[B-Love]

Too funny..

[Abilities]

back of the athletic trainers room junior year in high school. sketchy as fuck.

[Jaykob]

I just realized I didn't share my "place." Fourth floor study lounge in the dorms. One of the best places aside from a kitchen table. smileys/smiley2.gif

[LipstickVogue]

i had a threesome with my best friends sister and this other guy on my bro's apt floor while he was sleeping. the really funny part is that at the time, his fiance and my other brother were puking together in the bathroom... so its not so much that the floor is a funny place, its more what else was going on at the time. when they came out of the bathroom, i threw this blanket over all of us and the three of us started snickering.


okay, yeah im slutty. later i told shana(my bro's fiance) that adam, melissa and i christened their apt for them. *grin*


edit: okay so i wasnt totally honest about the sluttiness... 3 days prior to that, melissa had, well, seduced me. i had sex with her even though normally i dont do girls. my friend would be less than please if he ever found out about. i was telling my friends that it was fun but i probably wouldnt do a girl ever again... then i did. three days later. with another guy as well. Edited by: LipstickVogue

[ragmop]

Damn, damn, damn. How I just l-l-o-o-v-v-e-e this family! (This is starting to read likeanother "Forum" that appears in a certain magazine--or at least that's what I've be told anyway)


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[BoPicasso]

Now thats a good story! lol

[ben04]

Yup I think that one wins!

[LipstickVogue]

yay, i love winning! hee hee. i always laugh at myself about that one... so slutty. but i wouldnt trade that experience for anything.

[the beav]

my first time was in a cemetary. smileys/smiley9.gif


in the ocean during the day with people in the water and on the beach. her parents were on the beachtoo.smileys/smiley15.gif

[ragmop]

Greengirlie, I took the exact oppositeroute. For awhile there me and my then ladyseemed to doa cemetery tour.It wasn't planned, we just happened to turn in to one on the way to a court appearance. We discovered there was no more quiet or peaceful a place. No traffic, no peoples (that werestill breathing anyway). After that we were started seeking them out. Great times.





Hey beav, I guess great (and horny) minds think alike!

[the beav]

Greengirlie, I took the exact oppositeroute. For awhile there me and my then ladyseemed to doa cemetery tour.It wasn't planned, we just happened to turn in to one on the way to a court appearance. We discovered there was no more quiet or peaceful a place. No traffic, no peoples (that werestill breathing anyway). After that we were started seeking them out. Great times.





Hey beav, I guess great (and horny) minds think alike!








fo sho!smileys/smiley17.gif

[ramble on rose]

I don't know if I have a funniest place, but I do have what I guess you could call a dangerous one. This was my high school days and my boyfriend, who my parents hated was always over, and we once did the deed right in the middle of the kitchen floor. Now, the dangerous part was it was the middle of the day and my parents were upstairs getting ready to go out and could have came in at any moment to see there adolecent daughter getting it on. We did that alot, it was much more fun when you knew you could get busted at any time.

[kelli420]

lol...speaking of dangerous places. i remember me and my bf going to his house real late and real drunk. we were loud comin in and well we didnt make it to the light or couch 5 ft away....so were goin at it in the darkalldrunk and loud. his dadwoke up and started to come downstairs. my bf quick grabbed the blanket and covered us up but wouldnt stop& when his dad came in he covered my mouth.. did it a little harder; allwhile telling his dad he was sorry for waking him andwe were going to sleep. if it hadnt been darkwe'd been screwed.


this is horrible---i could tell stories all day-- hhhmmm anyone do it in public..during daytime? i " sat on his lap at a park near the boardwalk once...people were jogging by. i probably wouldve pee'd if one of them stopped





ok

[LipstickVogue]

i dont really have any more crazy places where ive had sex, but one of my nicknames is High Priestess Orgasmia because im so.. orgasmic. i can get off on having my elbows rubbed, and smoking weed makes me orgasm spontaneously...


yeah, im a weird one.

[Abilities]

crrrazy man crazyyy.

[ragmop]

. . .one of my nicknames is High Priestess Orgasmia because im so.. orgasmic. i can get off on having my elbows rubbed, and smoking weed makes me orgasm spontaneously...





Let's take inventory: You're an artist, a G.l.a.s.s. nut, an E.C. fanatic, a weed lover, free-(and three-) lovin, and highly orgasmic. LSV, where HAVE you been all my life?!


"can't help it if ya make me freak and bug. . .you're the only one I'm ever thinkin' of . . ."


Peace . . . and damn!


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[LipstickVogue]

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aww, shucks, ragmop, you sure do talk perty.


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[ragmop]

You keep itdirty; I'll keep it perty!


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[BoPicasso]

LOL. I love this forum!

[LipstickVogue]

woo hoo, ragmop, nice one! there is no kissy face emoticon...


muah!

[Jaykob]

Hook it up yo! hehe

[kelli420]

smileys/smiley3.gifsmileys/smiley2.gif-----really what else can i say?!

[Jaykob]

smileys/smiley26.gif<------It's my "O face"

[Mr. Cleanface]

i had a threesome with my best friends sister and this other guy on my bro's apt floor while he was sleeping. the really funny part is that at the time, his fiance and my other brother were puking together in the bathroom... so its not so much that the floor is a funny place, its more what else was going on at the time. when they came out of the bathroom, i threw this blanket over all of us and the three of us started snickering.


okay, yeah im slutty. later i told shana(my bro's fiance) that adam, melissa and i christened their apt for them. *grin*


edit: okay so i wasnt totally honest about the sluttiness... 3 days prior to that, melissa had, well, seduced me. i had sex with her even though normally i dont do girls. my friend would be less than please if he ever found out about. i was telling my friends that it was fun but i probably wouldnt do a girl ever again... then i did. three days later. with another guy as well.








OH MY GOD!!!! Unbelieveable!!!I take off for a couple days and come back to this?!? Nice!





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[kelli420]

see what happens when u leave us ...it gets crazy!

[ragmop]

woo hoo, ragmop, nice one! there is no kissy face emoticon...


muah!





woo hoo LSV! muah + smileys/smiley17.gif

[LipstickVogue]

mr cleanface, you are merely jealous that you were not involved with such shenanigans...


and dont pistol whip me for saying "shenanigans". smileys/smiley27.gif





ragmop...


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[Monica*]

he he. you guys are bringin back some great teenage memories. i was much less fearless then.

[undercoverlover]

ok toooons of crazy places all diffrent lovers: mult. parking lots under free ways, roof tops, woods,kids play land, gyms,pub restrooms,hotel jac,backstage of concert,sevral couches w/ people around and awake while doing it.kitchen table garage,laundry room.on a motercycle, uh i thnk thats most of them. what can i say i AM A NIM. Edited by: undercoverlover

[kelli420]

the only sex id be havin backstage at a 311 show would be with nick or p-nut--or both..


good shit undercover...i forgot the kitchen table, multiple parking lots and kids playland...thanks for the reminder.





ill try somewhere new and exciting over the holiday....hhhmmmm

[Monica*]

ohh. that sounds like a fun mission.

[greengirlie]

ok toooons of crazy places all diffrent lovers: mult. parking lots under free ways, roof tops, woods,kids play land, gyms,pub restrooms,hotel jac,backstage of concert,sevral couches w/ people around and awake while doing it.kitchen table garage,laundry room.on a motercycle, uh i thnk thats most of them. what can i say i AM A NIM.





haha I knew you'd have some good ones ucl http://www.philadelphonic.com/forum/smileys/smiley2.gif

[Abilities]

the haaaaaand is quicker than the eyeeeeeeeee.

[CynCyn]

I LOVE public placessmileys/smiley4.gifIt's so hot!


The best place was in a lift (european elevator) in Hungary.It's perfect cos U can open the inside doors b/t floors so nobody can get in. Also in a hostel with 35 other people sleeping in the room...There was some shhushingsmileys/smiley9.gif


Always a fan of public bathrooms too!

[Jaykob]

Simply put, I want to hang out with all of you girls.

[ragmop]

Too funny Jaykob . . .

[Jaykob]

With stories like this, what guy wouldn't!! Ya know, for conversation, of course...hehehe