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Pathnine
06-12-2005, 06:34 PM
Hey, I'm writing a book of one-liners that will be called Pevarisms (based on my last name Pevar, which rhymes with pee far). Ok, so check out some of these Pevarisms...

1) All night long I wanted to go home, but when I sobered up I realised that I was already there.

2) Animals have rights, too. If they were any smarter they might know what they were.

3) If you're a ninja, then smoking is hazardous to your stealth.

4) Someday I want to eat a fish that knows my name.

5) General Custard liked his pudding.

6) Someday I want to find a 20 dollar bill, but not in my girlfriend's vagina.

7) The definition of love isn't in the dictionary, it's in your heart.

8) Don't forget my name, unless that's what you are paid to do.

9) My baking soda cost me an arm and a hammer.

10) If you like chocolate covered granola bars, then kudos to you.

Ok, well there are ten out of about 1300. I've been writing them since January this year. If anyone out there has any connections with book publishers, then I hope you'll help me out, because I haven't found a publisher yet. Thanks. Peace-out.

ramble on rose
06-13-2005, 03:14 AM
ever thought of self publishing? you can check out this link or there are other sites to scope out. http://www.u-publish.com/


I sound like spam. Anyway I like some of the one liners. Very funny. good luck.

kelli420
06-15-2005, 07:52 PM
sounds cool.....

sway2sway
05-27-2007, 01:52 AM
Hey, I'm writing a book of one-liners that will be called Pevarisms (based on my last name Pevar, which rhymes with pee far). Ok, so check out some of these Pevarisms...

1) All night long I wanted to go home, but when I sobered up I realised that I was already there.

2) Animals have rights, too. If they were any smarter they might know what they were.

3) If you're a ninja, then smoking is hazardous to your stealth.

4) Someday I want to eat a fish that knows my name.

5) General Custard liked his pudding.

6) Someday I want to find a 20 dollar bill, but not in my girlfriend's vagina.

7) The definition of love isn't in the dictionary, it's in your heart.

8) Don't forget my name, unless that's what you are paid to do.

9) My baking soda cost me an arm and a hammer.

10) If you like chocolate covered granola bars, then kudos to you.

Ok, well there are ten out of about 1300. I've been writing them since January this year. If anyone out there has any connections with book publishers, then I hope you'll help me out, because I haven't found a publisher yet. Thanks. Peace-out.

not to be nasty, but I'm sure this person is long gone from these parts........and can you imagine anyone wanting to publish, or read, a book of 1300 of these gems. It'd be like picking scabs off every square inch of your body. Though I'm sure some guys would get them for xmas to read in the bathroom, along with a roll of that toilet paper with 'dirty' jokes on it.

yeah and don't ask what I'm doing going through ancient posts? I don't wish to go on a journey of self-exploration today. Just fuckin around and swillin beer.