new member spotlight: Dalmation

[swaytosway]

Come on pup, I want to hear about you because it says you're from may hi co. I'm hoping it's true because some of your posts have lost me and I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that it's lost in translation.
If I had 5 babies, I wanted to name the 5th one Quintana (Roo). That's the only area I've been to. Boy I wish I could retire, I want to be one of those old tanned wrinkly white people that live among the locals wearing speedos and bikinis with a careless abandon you can only find when you've traded the first world for the second or third. Why is it me always giving it up? C'mon share with me. I want to know so many people in their truthness. But mostly all you get is the slick outer coating, or the wax off the cucumber, or the caranuba wax off the smartie.

[dalmation]

sorry if i lost you...did you know in China dogs are a delicacy. People eat them when it turns cold cuz they say it keeps them warmer..my dog keeps me warm at night.
I don't think i could eat a dog. are you a vegetarian?

[swaytosway]

This is how the game goes....you tell us all about yourself now, please.

[swaytosway]

why are all these new people so secretive??? Is it because you are supposed to be wary of predators on the information superhighway? Or is that all there is???

[dalmation]

i'm not from MX but i've been to Baja and Cancun. The water is amazing down there.I'm from Chocolate City, been following a yellow brick road, looking for the wizard, i don't think he's in mexico, neither do the midgets, did i lose you again?

[swaytosway]

I think I better return this new member spotlight to Ragmop, he must be a more sincere and welcoming character. Nobody reads me right and nobody will play with me. I'm taking my fricking ball home.

[dalmation]

next please

[swaytosway]

what is Chocolate City? and I feel better about you knowing you're not from Mexico, this way I don't have to take it easy on you because english may have been your second language, now I know you're probably just a weirdo like me- and that's all good.

[swaytosway]

and no you didn't give up enough....

[dalmation]

english is my second language, i speak in triads

[swaytosway]

what does that mean?

[swaytosway]

I saw a porno once with a midget, I found it rather disturbing.

[dalmation]

it doesn't mean anything it's just the way i feelEdited by: dalmation

[swaytosway]

gotcha.
I still wish you'd be a bit more open and sharing.
I feel like I am failing in my mission.
(guilt trip)Edited by: swaytosway

[dalmation]

i will try but your questions are a little demanding and i'm a slow thinkerEdited by: dalmation

[swaytosway]

what are you talking about now? pregnant mexicans?

[swaytosway]

in the same disturbing video I saw it also had a transexual (?) fucking a lady. He still had a penis but it was all small, I guess from hormone treatments and he had breasts. I must've seen that video over ten years ago and it still haunts me.

[dalmation]

really though, transexual? Edited by: dalmation

[dalmation]

my friend is making a movie called goregasm. She thinks that ass to mouth action is funny. they call it PAM leaves it for the real whores

[swaytosway]

eeewwwwhhhI think you are a predator.

[dalmation]

alright, enough pussy shit. gotta go paint some beer bottles for next weeks beer bottle hunt. See ya

[swaytosway]

now that's the stuff I want to hear about, tell me about the hunt.

[swaytosway]

seriously though, I'm out of this spotlight thing.
Take it back Ragmop, I'm just not cut out for it.

[tinkerlion]

cut out for it or not, that shit cracked me up! and i needed it! people generally suck, and i work retail!

thank you, i feel better now. i must go apologize to my husband for being such a bitch a few minutes ago.smileys/smiley5.gif

[Ladylove]

smileys/smiley2.gif

[dalmation]

yeah, didn't mean to offend you sway! My friend is having a beer bottle hunt on Easter. We gotta paint some bottles. It's just another excuse to get wasted and have a cook out. You know.
Now, who is next?

[tinkerlion]

yeah, who wants to come out and play?
http://images.google.com/imagesq=tbn:O-VEMuX3SAvRKM:www.playapixie.org/past/photos/kickball.jpg

[swaytosway]

I like the beer hunt idea, that's awesome. No offense taken Dalmation, I had fun playing.

[Ladylove]

Everytime I leave my dog home outside of her cage. she destroys my house. Eats all my books and pictures. I'm so smileys/smiley7.gifat her right now, but i still love her too. People keep telling me the puppy stage will end but i don't know she's a pit.

[swaytosway]

my dog has eaten about 3 pairs of my shoes, that really saddens me because I'm a shoe person. he also eats out of the cat litter box, which ain't too precious either.
he's an irish wolfhound and something- a big dufus.
(ladylove ya know you should start a new thread with a new topic, yeah I'm bossy and controlling, I know)

[Mr. Cleanface]

my dog has eaten about 3 pairs of my shoes, that really saddens me because I'm a shoe person. he also eats out of the cat litter box, which ain't too precious either.
he's an irish wolfhound and something- a big dufus.
(ladylove ya know you should start a new thread with a new topic, yeah I'm bossy and controlling, I know)


You have an Irish Wolfhound Sway? Holy shit?!?!Those things are like horses! I could never imagine having a dog that big. I have Vizsla and she is only 50 pounds. How much does he weigh?

[swaytosway]

Well he's only half so we were told. He's about a year and a half, getting near 80 or 90 pounds. The pure bred ones are pretty impressive to see. (not impressive to find him humping a bean bag chair down in the rec room)

[dalmation]

You're funny, Sway
Thanks for the spotlight smileys/smiley10.gif

[swaytosway]

you're welcome, it's a pleasure to meet you.