you guys think you can have lives?

[swaytosway]

Someone come fuck around with me....I know it's the weekend and you're all out doing fabulous things. I'm watching Barney, praising my daughter for pooing in the toilet, feeding her chocolate chips because I've no will to fight over fruits and vegetables today. Kiddy land.
I'm not afraid to admit it, I need your companionship. My lay has left me to play poker.
I may have to go talk about anal sex on the Jack Johnson forum. desperate times=desperate pleasure

[tinkerlion]

life? if you exclude work and screwing around on the internet out of it i ain't got shit! my husband has a video game that he's into, so the computer is my friend!!

[LipstickVogue]

i dont really have a life except packing, and working out. i did buy a bathing suit top today that is almost cute enough to wear as a regular top, and it makes my boobs look awesome. perhaps i should wear it to the next G show, rub my boobs and make crude comments at him while wiggling my tongue around, also in a crude fashion. what do you think? smileys/smiley2.gif


speaking of anal sex, when i was in ireland being ridden by the dirty irishman, at one point he just decided to stick it in my ass.. and me, being the person i am, i was too amused by his audacity to be pissed about it. i mean, he should have asked first.. but he was so damn sneaky about it, i couldnt help but be slightly amused.

[tinkerlion]

there was a guy in my husbands previous band that did that to his girlfriend. it tramatized her. of course, we got this account from the other couple that was having sex in the same room as them.smileys/smiley5.gif

well, how to follow that up...

[swaytosway]

from my experience, it seems to be a male move, although a raunchier step up from the 'stretch...arm around the shoulder and the hand nonchalantly falls across the breast' they feign innocence, "it was dark, all those holes seem the same" yeah nice try, a woman should be able to keep certain outfits for special occasions, and by woman I am really only referring to myself, the one woman I understand.

[tinkerlion]

in this house we talk very openly about sex. in other words, what i will and won't do. and i say i because i'm married to a man, and if it's sex, he's in for it. except a pinkie up the ass. yeah, so it's pretty much an exit only area in this house. ok not pretty much, full on exit only here.

aren't ya'll so glad you know that about me now?smileys/smiley2.gif

[swaytosway]

well since we're being explicit...I'm down, but it sure isn't the everyday...it's my ace in the hole (no pun inteneded)

[LipstickVogue]

it was alright, nothing i would specially request, but i would do it every once in a while if it was requested of me.


hey, sway, remember when i wrote that dirty piece of literature and posted it on the forums? those were good times.

[swaytosway]

yeah we should start a dirty thread again. i like talking about sex

[LipstickVogue]

me too! im just glad im not the only instigator now that i have you, my dirrty sista!

[ragmop]

smileys/smiley32.gif, ladies . . . . smileys/smiley32.gif

[LipstickVogue]

how did i know you would be the first male to comment on this one, my BFF?? smileys/smiley2.gif

[sauce.baby]

damn i missed some fun last night didn't i?



always off in my own little lala land at the wrong time..



i used to spout the exit only line, then curiosity got the better of me.

now it's like a special occasion thing.. or just when i'm feeling especially dirty..smileys/smiley17.gif

[Barefoot2Dream]

I may have to go talk about anal sex on the Jack Johnson forum. desperate times=desperate pleasure


Oh I love when the topic comes up on the JJ forum! The girls all of the sudden have nothing to say or or simply give the old "eeeewww" response. What's up their asses? Oh yeah.... nothing. smileys/smiley2.gif


I guess us older, more experienced beautifulz just know how to have more fun & keep those hubbies happy.



now it's like a special occasion thing.. or just when i'm feeling especially dirty..





I dig it but it's definitely not an everyday thing. Sure makes the hubbie feel extra special and must admit it makes me feel like a sweet sugar mama.

[ragmop]

how did i know you would be the first male to comment on this one, my BFF?? smileys/smiley2.gif





you know it. i thought it best just to applaud. no sense injecting male stupidity into this roundtable. you ladies were doing just fine. please, continue . . .

[LipstickVogue]

hooray for anal sex!! smileys/smiley10.gif


too bad i dont get any steady sex right now, perhaps if i werent so scared of commitment, i would have a better chance at the steady sex.

[ragmop]

hooray for anal sex!! smileys/smiley10.gif


too bad i dont get any steady sex right now, perhaps if i werent so scared of commitment, i would have a better chance at the steady sex.





no, no, no. by all means, stay scared of commitment. it provides for better stories. smileys/smiley2.gif


(see what i mean about injecting male stupidity into a discussion? i'll shut up now)

[LipstickVogue]

but if i had steady sex, i'd have a new dirty story like, every week. (or something like that)

[ragmop]

sounds like a win-win for both od us. smileys/smiley2.gif

[sauce.baby]

I may have to go talk about anal sex on the Jack Johnson forum. desperate times=desperate pleasure

Oh I love when the topic comes up on the JJ forum! The girls all of the
sudden have nothing to say or or simply give the old "eeeewww"
response. What's up their asses? Oh yeah.... nothing. smileys/smiley2.gif

lmfao!

[T_Norway]

My two cents on anal sex...

It will only work if it's done right! The keyword is lube, lots of lube, and a girl that ain't to nervous/uptight about the issue. My experiences from the two women who would let me is these:
1 (the first one): Easy does it. Take your time and just enjoy the ride! I have to admit that it was better than I imagined it to be, but it was clear that she didn't enjoy it as much as me. Therefore, take your time, show respect and stick it to the brown shark!

The first time it worked pefectly, the second time she couldn't do it because it hurt to much.

2 (he second one): This was a weird night out. I was having a cigarette outside of a party, this girl came up and asked me if I wanted to have sex. Since I quite enjoy sex I couldn't turn her down, but since I didn't have a condom and she had gotten pregnant earlier from one night stands she wouldn't let me touch her, until I suggested anal sex, which was OK. But without any lube, and beeing drunk as hell I didn't get much out of it. I'm guessing neither did she...

To quote the great Ron Burgundy: The meaning of life? Money? To obvious. Love? Only if it's done right!

I had a point here, but I'm to drunk to remember right now. Maybe I'll remember in the morning.