oh for fuck’s sake...

[LipstickVogue]

so the other night i took an ambien and i think i drank some beer. in other words, i was kinda fucked up. i should have gone to bed like i was supposed to, but no. i had to first write a ridiculous myspace blog post and THEN i emailed Garrett about the columbia MO show asking him to play some song or another. at first i thought "oh please tell me i did not do that the other night..." sho nuff, i looked at my sent mail and i fucking did. the thing is, i didnt read it cause i dont even wanna know what else i might have put in there. jesus.


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I'm such a dork!!


Also, shout out to Kelli, i love ya, girl, i cant wait to come visit you in PA!!

[the duke]

what's ambien??

[LipstickVogue]

its a sleep medicine... so i was basically really drunk without the dehydration and the sickness. smileys/smiley2.gif


fyi, for anyone, else, i dont expect y'all to respond to this, i just thought i'd throw it out there that as intelligent as i consider myself, sometimes, im a huge idiot.


nothing like shit like that to bring your arrogance down, huh?http://www.philadelphonic.com/forum/smileys/smiley20.gif

[greengirlie]

hahah that's great. nothing better than sending "drunk myspace" messages.... lol I do it more often than i drunk dial. hahaha

[ragmop]

go easy on yourself LSV. it's no biggie. it's part of this crazy thing called life. you harmed nobody. some folks take stuff and get alldestructive with ppl and property. relax, girl. i smiled when i read it.

[Fox1]

Maybe you and Ted Kennedy should party!





Fox

[Mr. Cleanface]

I've heard Ambien is pretty wicked, knocks you out.


And don't feel too bad LSV, it's better than waking up in an alley sleeping next to a dumpster on some garbage, or waking up in a pile of leaves with your glasses gone, or waking up in an underconstruction apartment complex on the concrete, or waking up with your car door wide open and your legs hanging out the side, or waking up in a bathtub at a friends house fully clothed in 6 inches of water (Nice friends smileys/smiley7.gif), or waking up in a hotel room with a hot-tub and a girl you don't recognize, or waking up in a puddle of your own urine (many times), or waking up with the Sheriff knocking on your window and your car parked in someone's lawn andbeing hauled off to jail.


I think you'll be OK. http://www.philadelphonic.com/forum/smileys/smiley2.gif


(there's alot more where those came from)

[Barefoot2Dream]

ahh the joys of chemically induced euphoria....As I am about to go insane from the non-stop pain of my wisdom teeth this week I have been living off of vicodin. smileys/smiley11.gif


Monday at work I actually called the same customer twice and had no recollecton of the entire conversation we had held an hour before. Um... I was just a little embarrassed. But I felt so good I forgot about thattoo a little later on. smileys/smiley16.gif

[LipstickVogue]

yeah, i guess if thats the worst i can do, i shouldnt be too worried about it. when im around others though, i tend to make out with nearly anyone. i think i've made out with several of my close friends that way. including kelli, front and center at the second g. love show on xingolati. im not embarassed, but i keep wondering "did he notice that?"he knew i was wasted cause i told him beforehe went on "garrett, i didnt take my medicine and im totally drunk!" in my defense, it was free cocktail hour. smileys/smiley20.gif


thanks for the stories mr c. http://www.philadelphonic.com/forum/smileys/smiley31.gif

[sauce.baby]

damnit. another reason to be jealous of kelli.



i wanna make out smileys/smiley19.gif

[greengirlie]

awww i love the stories. my roomie actually "drunk myspaced" a message to some band-- so i think it happens alot. I'm sure I've even done it smileys/smiley2.gif


P.S I want in on the make-out sessions haha

[tinkerlion]

ya gotta be able to look back at the stupid stuff you did ynder the influence (of whatever.) those are the moments that make life interesting (and that your husband will never let you live down.)

[LipstickVogue]

sweet, lets all get together and make out! make outs are fun and usually pretty harmless.smileys/smiley2.gif


luckily, i do not have a husband to not let me live stuff down, hehe. usually, im too "cool" to get wasted (by too cool, i mean that i cant partake too often cause of my meds) so im the one standing around laughing at everyone else's wasted ass. smileys/smiley4.gif

[tinkerlion]

yeah, i get drunk about once a year. just kinda grew out of it. i pretty much have to set out to get drunk. i know...i'm a wuss.smileys/smiley6.gif

[sauce.baby]

i'm kinda both ways.. i can go without alcohol for long stretches and
not be bothered by it at all, but i can also get pissed like an
irishman in no time flat if the occasion arises.

[ragmop]

sweet, lets all get together and make out! make outs are fun and usually pretty harmless.smileys/smiley2.gif





okay!

[LipstickVogue]

alright! we've got ragmop, greengirlie, saucebaby and me. who else is in?

[GarrettDutton]

alright! we've got ragmop, greengirlie, saucebaby and me. who else is in?





I would love to get in on it!


Holla!

[DaHouseman]

alright! we've got ragmop, greengirlie, saucebaby and me. who else is in?





Yo, yo, yo, include me d00ds!!!

[JimiJazz]

Don't leave me hangin' fellas!


Hey yo! Hey yo! I love life and titties! Show me titties!!!

[Mr. Cleanface]

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[john]

oh yeah i'm lovin that sweet and nicey nice smileys/smiley3.gif

[Mr. Cleanface]

Tittaaaayyysss!!!





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[LipstickVogue]

ive seen much better rack's than that one. shit, i think ive probably fondled better racks than that.

[LipstickVogue]

let's all get wasted and sex all night! yee haw! thats what i say during sex "yee haw" in the best redneck voice ive got. also, i like to talk like meatwad from aqua teen hunger force. okay, so im making that stuff up.


but i still wanna sex all night. smileys/smiley2.gif


and those titties arent too bad, mr. c, they just arent stellar, you know?

[john]

it's sure nice to have you back LSV sex all night heeeeeehaaaaaahttp://www.philadelphonic.com/forum/smileys/smiley17.gif

[Mr. Cleanface]

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[LipstickVogue]

thanks, john, its nice to be back. man, i love the members of this forum!


sexing all night and making out with girls. boys, what more could you want from the girls on this forum? am i right, ladies?

[LipstickVogue]

those are better, mr c. although themiddle chick's arent hard enough. nipples are sexier when they're hard. i like to wear sheer shirts and bras, so that it can be seen by people when they get hard. that and so people can see my nipple ring sticking through the shirt. my opinion is that the second pair, though smaller, is way more attractive.smileys/smiley10.gif


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[john]

hello those are nicesmileys/smiley4.gifI like the last ones the bestthose nipples are just right for some nibbling oh yeah smileys/smiley17.gif

[LipstickVogue]

id show my titties, but they are very small. thats why i have to decorate them with tattoos and piercings

[Mr. Cleanface]

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Edited by: Mr. Cleanface

[LipstickVogue]

some of those look like falsies!! thats alright though, if thats what they wanna do. i dont mind that mine are small. one of these daysi might feel bold enough to post 'em, hehe. then i can say "what, i was just showing my nipple ring!" cause i will show anyone who asks, almost(in person though, not usually over the net)smileys/smiley4.gif

[Mr. Cleanface]

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[john]

smileys/smiley17.gifI'm sure if you would show us them they would bevery attractive anyways tattoos andespecially piercings are really hot thats my opinionsmileys/smiley17.gifsmileys/smiley17.gifsmileys/smiley17.gif


Mr.C thats funny lol but so true Edited by: john

[LipstickVogue]

see, heres the part that keeps me from it: i dont want to post anything with a glimpse of my gut in it! ive lost a lot of weight as you know, but my tummy still looks terrible cause of the skin. what kills me is that now i can feel tight abs underneath, but you can fuckin' see em!