you SWIM doggy paddle-that SUCKS

[swaytosway]

Hello Swim, nice to meet you. Won't you tell us about yourself. (I felt I needed to extend a friendly gesture your way to compensate for slagging the interview you posted- although it seems many do not appreciate being put in the spotlight as a friendly gesture- either way my intentions are good) welcome</font>Edited by: swaytosway

[*JFB*]

It's not that i don't appreciate it, Sway to sway, i just don't like talking about myself it makes me feel like an asshole. But i do enjoy hearing about everyone else. i know you're intentions are good and mine are too. I have found that the less i say the better. People never understand what i'm talking about anyway and then they get all mad at me and i don't even know why. Can you understand that?

[swaytosway]

People never understand what i'm talking about anyway Can you understand that?

Who do you think you're talking to????

My comment was not in reference only to you.
You weren't the first, nor will you be the last, to spurn my advances. It's no big deal...different strokes.

[tinkerlion]

not everyone loves to talk about themselves as much as people like myself. that's cool. leaves more time to talk about me!smileys/smiley2.gif

[swaytosway]

reminds me of a line from slightly stoopid, "unless I'm all up on the mike, I ain't got nothing to say."
I love to write, but I sure don't talk like this. In real life I'm pretty shy and wee bit antisocial. That's most my life. 6 drinks and it's like I'm making up for lost time. So you see, another reason why the internet can be deceiving.

[tinkerlion]

pretty much the same here. if i don't know ya, and i ain't on the clock at work, i'm pretty shy. but here i can be as loud (a typer) as i want to be. i love the ability to say the things that i think here. of course, random things tend to surface when i've been drinking. of course, i think drunk typing has become a new favortie of mine. now ranking above drunk dialing and texting. well, maybe neck and neck with drunk typing.

smileys/smiley29.gifsmileys/smiley30.gifsmileys/smiley31.gifsmileys/smiley5.gif

smileys/smiley26.gif&lt;--this dude looks like he needs to take a huge shit



i think i may have gotten off topic somewhere, but it's hard to remember what i was talking about.

[swaytosway]

ok, I think we're drinking together. I'm having a nectarine cider, so worldy and cosmopolitan...yeah right.
That smileyNOTfaced guy looks like the face you'll make when the doctor says "It's time to push dear"

[Mr. Cleanface]

Just a little FYI...


'Swim' was a spammer. He was promoting his little interview.


Case closed...smileys/smiley1.gif

[swaytosway]

do you know how many fucking times this kind of thing happens in my life? I trust everything that comes crawling, talking, breathing. My man never lets me live down the time he went into the gas station at 3 am and he comes back out and I'm talking to some guys selling perfume out of their van, "just lean in and smell it baby".

Anyway Tink to promote the honesty of internet, I went and took a picture of myself right at this moment.

If you look to your left, you will see a Sway in her natural habitat. Notice the G Love shirt she bought at the last concert, which only comes in a 14 year old size medium that she had to stretch the shit out of to get over her bad ass shoulders and little ass tits. Notice the picture is fuzzy because she doesn't know how to work the camera and she is drinking alone....oh poor creature, she needs a bigger better habitiat with more companions. Not, Sways eat other sways if there are too many.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i60/marley_lin/100_0500.jpg

[swaytosway]

good thing I kicked the bondage gear and vibrator under the bed. Too bad I left my big basket of laundry, I was creating such an aura of domesticity thus far in philadelphonic phamily liphe.I'm joking....he he he

[swaytosway]

but Mr. C, the interview was old, what's the point???

[tinkerlion]

ahh who gives a shit if the interview was old. it enabled me to postpone doing dishes the other day, therefore sweet!!

yes i am also with you in the drinking game tonight. knocked back a few dirty bananas that were heavy</span> in the banana rum. i ended up entertaining the shit out of my sister-in-law though.



why aren't the keys where i think they should be right now!!!smileys/smiley7.gifsmileys/smiley7.gifsmileys/smiley7.gif thank goodness the backspace key hasn't moved!

[tinkerlion]

oh, and here's my drunken typing self at this moment (well actually a few moments ago, then there was taking the memory card out, and uploading the photo and other such bullshit)

http://amartin114.photosite.com/%7Ephotos/tn/1803628_348.ts1149916166082.jpg

sportin a buffet shirt tonight. notice the lion in the background. if my computer was in the bedroom you would also get a glimpse of my ever present laundry basket. at least the clothes in it are usually clean, just not folded.

[swaytosway]

you look drunker than me, but with the time zone difference, I have time to catch up.

[tinkerlion]

yeah. i was probably drunker, but at least i was wearing my sexy reading glasses.smileys/smiley16.gif

[*JFB*]

What's with the doggy-paddle line? Is that supposed to be an insult? just curious. smileys/smiley2.gif

[swaytosway]

yes it was I guess, slagging on the spammer for cunning and trickery.

[the duke]

sway, you're too skinny to have had kids!!!!!


And coming from someone who doesn't drink but frequently hangs out with people who do, neither of you look drunk....sorry smileys/smiley2.gif