he's crafty......

[sway2sway]

'A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular, and he always takes the same type of chips.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5kJ3s3EO8g

[sway2sway]

damn, people, it's a seagull that liberates doritos.........where is the love for this crafty urban creature? I give em respect.

[Miss Shark]

Now I've jumped on the conspiracy train. I think it's a little robot made by the doritos guys...

[Miss Shark]

crafty=Krafty?

[sway2sway]

you may be on to something shark, though doritos is not owned by Kraft, it is owned by frito-lay, in turn by Pepsi. (yeah i looked it up, cause that would've indeed been krafty)
But I think we can indeed bet both Kraft and Pepsi are cataolged in the ever expanding volume of conspiracy theory. how could they not?
is conspiracy theory destined to take all the innocent wonderment and awe out of my days? oh suffering succotash

[sway2sway]

damn, I just remembered we're all owned by the international multi-billion dollar bankers (from the zeitgeist movie), who in turn are minions of the devil ( I made that part up), everything else is semantics (the logical conclusion).
perhaps I'm getting in too deep to this conspiracy lifestyle and in turn am actually fulfilling part of their intended master plan, to nullify myself in overexcess of conspiratorial ideas, thus rendering me as static.
"The wolf, the wolf!"
"Hey didn't ya see the wolf?"
"Seriously that's a big fuckin wolf"

ha ha ha

[Miss Shark]

Ha ha I looked it up too, and posted anyway just cause it gave me a chuckle.

How big was it?

[sway2sway]

superfuzz
bigmuff
wolf

[Miss Shark]

Now that's big.....

[angischy]

'A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5kJ3s3EO8g

I am so disappointed!
"This video has been removed by the user."

[angischy]

No, wait, I searched "seagull + shoplift" and found other vids.

i.e. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLeHgabGqHY